Hi, I am a robot. I just moved with my family into a new house. My mom keeps unpacking these great boxes. I don’t really care too much about what was packed inside, I just want the box. I have to be fast though. As soon as they are empty, Mom flattens them right away. She sighs a lot when I say I want them for projects. She says she’s trying to get rid of them. I tell her I am getting rid of them for her by making them into Pokemon Playsets, Transformer things, and this robot suit.

So, what do you think of my robot suit? Do you see that button on the front? The one that says “Do Not Push”? Don’t push it. Besides, it doesn’t really push exactly, since it is just a milk cap taped to the front. I like wearing my robot suit around even though I bump into things. It’s ok, I am protected.

This thing I’m holding is my Ultra Staff. It has special powers, such as freezing things, shooting lightning, and making giant waves of lava. I think I freaked out the cable guy.

I’m going to Kindergarten next week. I’m the last one, you know. It’s kind of a big deal, I guess. At least my mom thinks so.

Ok, well, it’s almost 4:00 so I’m gonna go now. That’s when my mom lets my brother and I watch TV. Bye!